I WANT TO MARRY THIS GUITAR
I THINK I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO IT
IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I WANT TO LOOK AT IT EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE
IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A BAD ANGLE
JUST ADMIRE IT
MY HEADSTONE WILL READ: “CAUSE OF DEATH: TAYLOR SWIFT’S GUITAR
There’s an old poem by Neruda that I’ve always been captivated by, and one of the lines in it has stuck with me ever since the first time I read it. It says “love is so short, forgetting is so long.” It’s a line I’ve related to in my saddest moments, when I needed to know someone else had felt that exact same way. And when we’re trying to move on, the moments we always go back to aren’t the mundane ones. They are the moments you saw sparks that weren’t really there, felt stars aligning without having any proof, saw your future before it happened, and then saw it slip away without any warning.
Darling, it was good.
Standing there at the stage door to the rest of your life. Time to dip your toe into the deep end. Try things. Say hi already. Laugh a lot. Mess up. Apologize. Mess up again. Hug people. Take chances. Trust yourself. Lose things. Get over it. Hold your friends close. Gather your strength. Gain wisdom and beautiful stories. Be brave, and you’ll have the time of your life.
Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?
I loved this so much when I first saw it! Although THIS down below is my favorite one:
AND YOUR EVIL TWIN
IS THAT HINTING AT SOMETHING OR NAH
The Bad dad more looks fun
"Why do you not feel safe" do you not pay attention to what happens in Rosewood?
I’m captivated by you baby like a firework show…
Taylor Swift’s many reactions to frozen yogurt will always be my favourite.